smurf.to rubes, active

darsh
Entrepreneur with a green thumb.
flander
This man is on a first name basis with the kernel.
m0rb
Fully reconfigurable.
mistressm
She'll manage your finances, and your anger, for the right price.
pietra
What, no fuckin' ziti?
smimm
Geographical, timezone delimited mofo.
sturge
insert favorite euphamism here
tword
The bassline groove is my drug.
zaven
g0t m0re r00ts than an 0ak tr33. h0h0h0.

smurf.to rubes, idle, missing, or in self imposed exile

bonch
Have you seen this man? Chances are, he’s with your mom.
devolved
Paper Street Prolitariat
drtwist
Professor of Extramarital Affairs. BS, MS, PhD.
frindly
more economical that your average coder
jess
Linguistically Cunning
johannn
Generic greeting.
johff
This man knows where the taco lies.
kosem
Somewhere amidst the 7 dragon heads and the UFOs.
hojna
Rocking it international.
phlapjack
The ghostly griddle cake of grooves.
vorbau
Bastard operator from hell.
z0e
Rivethead raver with the rude style.