mikedlt snores
his computer radiates
listen as it hums
-- flander/z0e

i download big files
i can suck two hundred k
it is mostly pr0n
	-- vorbau

it is time for bed
i say this at 2 am
almost every day
	-- flander

almost three AM
how I wish I were asleep
why oh why oh why
	-- z0e

calc tests are shitty
my brain is now imploding
i'd rather be stoned
	-- m0rb
	       
ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r
ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r
ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r ph33r
       -- m0rb (sucks)
			      
it is in that place
where I put that thing that time
they're trashing our rights
      -- z0e

bob's place sucks my ass
my stomach explodes each time
that I eat that shit
        -- m0rb

off to sleep i am
morning will come way too soon
just a few hours
        -- z0e

when shannon swallows
m0rb simply doesnt enjoy
just sprays on her face
	-- d-dae

oh, it is the egg
the egg of the disposessed
hide in its shadow
	-- m0rb

i am too verbose
you are not verbose enough
this haiku sucks ass
	-- m0rb

fuck I lost my stuff
the windows nt kernel
is a piece of shit
	-- m0rb

gin makes a man strong 
oh, but then it makes him weak 
woe the porcelain god 
   -- smimm & flander

high thirty-six at two
with the deepening shadows
day grows cold and bleak
	-- flander

little ice patches
winter is not yet over
watch vorbau fall down
	-- flander

"Cat Haiku"
  
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
  
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
  
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
  
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
  
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?