#====================================# | The #hooked goatse.cx Hall of Fame | #====================================# Sheister sees goatse.cx: [13:32] Delivered to your door [13:32] Convenience! Save time! Wide selection! [13:32] But now where do I go to pick up chicks? [13:32] oh yeah [13:32] that's not a haiku tho [13:34] yeah [13:34] Butt slammed investors [13:34] Slit their wrists in the bathtub [13:34] While Shaheen gets paid [13:34] You believed once too [13:34] Sting of unemployment rages [13:34] Pot calling kettle black [13:35] pfht [13:35] people really suck at haiku [13:35] hehe [13:35] http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/20349.html [13:35] word documents keep getting more and more fun [13:35] but this one rules [13:35] webvan has kozmo'd [13:35] i can't get porn nor eggs nor box wine [13:35] this summer is frosty [13:36] hahaha [13:36] Thinking this would work... [13:36] Really quite a stretch, just like [13:36] Goatse Man's asshole [13:36] posted by mr. goatse.cx [13:36] heh heh [13:37] goatse.cx must be the most popular website in the world right now [13:40] oh my lord [13:40] do NOT go to that site [13:40] you haven't seen that before? [13:40] ahahahahahahah [13:40] god no [13:40] YES [13:40] * sheister puke [13:40] another one bites the dust [13:40] heh [13:40] * sheister barf up everything in system [13:40] BLAAAAARGGRGRGRG [13:40] sheister just learned the cardinal rule of irc [13:41] don't click on everything you see. ;) [13:41] holy shit. that is by far the worst thing I have ever seen in my life on the net [13:41] FUCK that was bad [13:41] yet it's been there for close to 2 years now [13:41] i need to go for a walk or something [13:41] sooo funny [13:41] * m0rb laughs at sheister [13:41] sorry, man [13:41] * vorbau points [13:41] i thought everyone in here knew about that [13:41] * vorbau laughs [13:41] * sheister throws up more [13:42] * sheister still barfing [13:42] hahahaha [13:42] you didn't just close it immediately? [13:42] * sheister not finished barfing just yet [13:43] well, look on the bright side... you can go home from work early [13:43] oh it's been closed for a few minutes now [13:43] I just can't get that image out of my fucking head [13:43] AAAAARRGGGGHGH [13:43] GO AWAY ANUS! [13:44] if only i could set the topic right now [13:44] :( [13:44] what would you set it to? [13:44] GO AWAY ANUS! [13:44] great [13:44] heh [13:44] perhaps i'd put the aaaaargggh in there, too [13:45] that would be good [13:45] m0rb: this log is going up [13:45] :) [13:45] where? [13:45] sheister: everywhere. [13:45] soon... very soon [13:45] excellent [13:45] vorbau is soopabad [13:45] heh [13:45] send me the log [13:45] pls [13:46] i need to pare it down first.. i'll send it on later [13:46] please do [13:46] i need to call dae [13:46] that bitchb [13:46] er. brb [13:49] god damn that was horrible [13:49] my stomach is seriously upset now [13:49] aww [13:49] I need to go shit or barf or something Smimm finds out about goatse.cx: [14:07] wait, what was the worst picture [14:08] don't look, smimm [14:08] smimm: goatse.cx [14:08] don't! [14:08] h0h0 i must [14:08] don't do it smimm [14:08] * Moncul nirgs at smimm. [14:08] oh god [14:08] DO NOT LOOK [14:08] NO NO NO! [14:08] AAAARGHGHRGGHGHHGH!!!! [14:08] the image is back in my head! [14:08] NO! [14:08] damn, mad scrollage in here ;) [14:08] zaven: * G O A T S E . C X ' D * [14:09] NO! [14:09] DO NOT LOOK! [14:09] DON"T GO THERE NO MATTER WHAT [14:09] well actually, since it's you Z, do it just for fun [14:09] nah, I learned my lesson the first time [14:09] well ok ;) [14:09] heh damnit i don't have the link [14:09] thats nothin new [14:10] oh the horror! [14:10] WHY?! [14:10] smimm: for users' safety, we do not provide clickable links to goatse.cx [14:10] heh [14:10] chuckle [14:10] you must type it in to confirm your willingness to see Flander finds out about goatse.cx: [15:56] goatse.cx [15:57] nooooo [15:57] don't go there [15:57] heh [16:01] * flander goes [16:02] oh jesus [16:02] * flander glares at vorbau [16:03] heh [16:03] another one for the log [16:03] glares? [16:03] * flander makes dagger eyes at vorbau z0e finds out about goatse.cx: [16:07] that is so foul, so vile [16:07] so lucky nobody walked past my doorway [16:09] i was only there for a split second, and it is still burned into my mental image gallery [16:09] z0e, are you going to have nightmares [16:09] all i aw was "... Lawyer ... 18 ..." and a picture that, though i am still uncertain of the exact subject, looked very revolting m0lywi finds out about goatse.cx: [23:19] check out this one: http://www.ilovebacon.com/102501/a.shtml [23:20] heh [23:20] m0lywi, have you seen this one: http://www.goatse.cx [23:21] k0wg0d: * G O A T S E . C X ' D * [23:21] vorbei: Ok, so you need 4 gallons of jell-o and a soft voice marie murmured, "very nice." she then handed the flesh colored panties to claire and told her to put them on. As she pulled them up over her hips she saw marie looking directly at her blond haired c. [23:21] fuck dont you ever do that again!!! dat was fucking sick! [23:21] heh [23:22] k0wg0d: i love mormon pussy [23:22] m0lywi: I want you to be careful because there's a huge load down her waiting throat. As he became limp in her boiling pussy. [23:22] kosem: shit.. i will never be able to recover from that... i am gonna go puke now phildrill finds out about goatse.cx (9 mins. later): [23:31] oh dear god! [23:31] that's disgusting! [23:31] - phildrill pukes [23:31] haha [23:31] - phildrill burns his eyes out [23:31] you went there ??? u suck! [23:31] haha [23:31] 2 with 1 stone, rad [23:31] am I the only one kinda turned on with all this vomiting? [23:31] d-dae: YEAH! [23:32] hahaha [23:33] - phildrill clears his browser cache, PGP wipes his free space 90 times over, then takes out the hard drive and crushes the platters into a fine powder kosem goes for big money; kase gets a whammy: [16:18] *** kase (opel@m1-1a076.neo.rr.com) has joined #hooked [16:19] what have i come accross here? [16:20] hmmm... [16:22] *** kosem (koseminat@1Cust164.tnt1.longview.wa.da.uu.net) has joined #ho oked [16:24] soo... what do you guys talk about in here? [16:25] babes, trucks and football mostly [16:25] huh? [16:25] trucks [16:26] football [16:26] sarcasm [16:26] good... [16:26] heh [16:26] got a little scared there [16:30] i have seen the fat lady sing [16:30] but it was my mom [16:32] dose this channel have a website? [16:32] yup [16:33] http://www.goatse.cx [16:33] aahhhhhhhh [16:34] what the hell is that [16:34] oh, crap, wrong window. sorry... [16:34] you bastards [16:34] website is http://tubgirl.cjb.net [16:34] sorry bout that man [16:34] for real ? [16:34] yeah [16:35] ok i'll check it out later [16:36] nice [16:36] now i must go [16:36] see you lates [16:37] *** kase has left IRC () [16:37] he looked at tubgirl, you know he did jessiej has seen it all, anyway *** Topic on #hooked: my favorite sexual position is vastly superior to your favorite sexual position *** Topic on #hooked set by pietra!pietra@daisy.smurf.to at Fri Jun 20 14:46:48 2003 PDT [15:31] sorry ;) [15:31] nobody on this channel actually reads the topic.. they just set it for effect [15:32] www.goatse.cx [15:32] or affect... [15:32] or occasionally defect [15:33] i think i'm shocked [15:33] yep [15:34] jj: what are you doing on the weekend of august 1st? [15:34] disturbed [15:34] don't know [15:34] heh LOG IT! [15:34] on it Hojna is introduced to goatse.cx and then abused repeatedly, while Zaven (an innocent bystander) learns the secrets of the TUBGIRL!! [16:03] <[hojna]> pietra: posting link to goatse was fucked up [16:03] <[hojna]> since i have the url catcher running [16:03] <[hojna]> it opens a new IE window everytime somebody posts a link [16:03] So all you SRC fans check this out the rec center , as per our demands, has ordered 24 league style dodge balls. this means we are going to have a dogde ball game if you are interested then lets set one up for next friday or weekend is anyone interested in this? [16:03] <[hojna]> thus i saw it [16:03] well, jessiej needed to see it :) [16:04] hojna: you're just asking for it, aren't you? [16:04] www.goatse.cx [16:04] <[hojna]> fuck you [16:04] www.goatse.cx [16:04] I mean, it's like painting a target on yourself [16:04] BRING THE PAIN [16:04] why would you even *think* about telling us that? [16:04] <[hojna]> its turned off [16:04] www.tubgirl.com [16:04] heh [16:04] aw [16:04] damn i was just looking for that 1 too [16:04] hah [16:05] <[hojna]> saw tubgirl already too [16:05] hm... [16:05] WTF [16:05] woohoo! [16:05] I get my own copy machine :) [16:06] oh yeah [16:06] zaven just got tubgirled [16:06] haha [16:06] i'm glad that picture has a .com [16:07] i'm so glad i saw that [16:07] jesus, what did she eat? [16:08] DEATH [16:08] salad? [16:08] death salad? [16:08] somebody else save that for the log